Mowed mah lawwwwn.

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05/27/2019 at 11:05 • Filed to: And by lawn I mean collection of weeds crabgrass and maybe some clover

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Mmmmm that edgework... Also admiring a freshly mowed lawn — even neighbor’s — makes me feel painfully American and conflicted.


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Kinja'd!!! sony1492 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/27/2019 at 11:20

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That guy at 7 am revvin up the lawnmower


Kinja'd!!! nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/27/2019 at 11:21

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Did you have a Coors light upon completion? The American Lawn Mowing Act of 1995 requires at least one Coors light or equally watered down American lager be  consumed after successful lawn mowing + edging.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > sony1492
05/27/2019 at 11:22

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Mowed it yesterday afternoon 


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
05/27/2019 at 11:23

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I had this instead:

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Kinja'd!!! The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/27/2019 at 11:24

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I mean most strains of grass North America are not native here, so grass is a weed.


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05/27/2019 at 11:26

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But is it dank?


Kinja'd!!! nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/27/2019 at 11:26

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While that looks delicious and more up my alley I generally prefer something light and refreshing after mowing or during yard work. The difference between say a Guinness or Stella after some hot yard work is immense. 


Kinja'd!!! ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/27/2019 at 12:18

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This is on my list of things to do today, although I have only a relatively small square of grass in the backyard being in the desert and all. All the rest of my landscaping does require periodic trimming and pruning , but not mowing.


Kinja'd!!! Agrajag > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/27/2019 at 12:23

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Kinja'd!!! 66P1800inpieces > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/27/2019 at 13:46

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Impressed by the amazingly straight lines. 


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/27/2019 at 17:45

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arguably MUCH more American that InBev related Coors - cheers